- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How did the black person die? Of old age

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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