- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Once upon a time, The end.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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