What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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