three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's big and purple? Barney

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Anti Joke

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