Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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