- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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