A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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