- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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