- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

drew edminstin is a rat

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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