whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

gingers

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Manchester City

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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