- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Knock knock.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Anyone can post anything.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's big and purple? Barney

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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