- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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