What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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