- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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