Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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