How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Good job, son.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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