- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Hail Hitler

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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