What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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women's rights.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Anti Joke

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