- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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