- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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