- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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