- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

nolan is gay

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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