- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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