- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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