- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

su algato es en fuego

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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