- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

I C U P White stuff

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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