- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

No it doesnt..

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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