- Anti Joke

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.