- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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