- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

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