Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Cliterus

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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