I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

outside your comfort zone

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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