- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So a bar walks into a man...

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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