- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, yup.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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