- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

a skinny sumo wrestler

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

What comes after 23? 24.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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