- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

So one time there was this woman learning...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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