Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

You know what's cool? Yep.

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