- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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