my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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