- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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