Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Justin Bieber

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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WNBA

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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