roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Asian women drivers...

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

CAVE JOHNSON.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

So these two girls have a cup .

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Fine, ladies first.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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