What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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