Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Well this is pointless.....

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Obama = ebola

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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womens rights

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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