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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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