- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??