- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

So these two girls have a cup .

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Asian women drivers...

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Okay.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Fine, ladies first.

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