A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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