never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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