Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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