What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Well this is pointless.....

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

womens rights

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A fat guy!

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

non poop

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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