How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

... Chan chan

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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