- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Death by kayak

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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