- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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