The duck didn't cross the road.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Immigration Laws

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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