- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Your mother just died.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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