- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

hey guys im gay

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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