What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Eric is gay Ha

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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