- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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