- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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