So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

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