Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Sarah Palin's political campaign

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

this website even though its hilarious.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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