- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

united we sit, cause we're fat

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Penis

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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