- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What is funnier than 24 69

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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