What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

lets bomb africa

Male leadership.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

12 niqqa 12.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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