Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Women drivers...

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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PENIS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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