Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Your life

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

eoin burgin is fat

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...