- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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