- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

cory is gay

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

Denard Robinson

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

The Qur'an

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

Whats black and gay? Obama

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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