Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

The chicken crossed the road.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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