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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Male leadership.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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