Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

this website even though its hilarious.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Dan walked into a jelly fish

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

poopy is poopy

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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