- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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