- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Whats 1+1? window!

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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