I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What is older than history?

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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