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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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