- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

I enjoy Popcorn

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What's worse than this That :(

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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