- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

my egg roll

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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