- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

hey guys im gay

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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