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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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